colincakes:

i dont chase after men but if he has tattoos and muscles a bitch just might power walk

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  • Friend : I broke up with him
  • Me : You did the right thing . he was an asshole
  • Friend : We are back together
  • Me : Well done,i am so happy for you , he is such a nice guy.
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    chickennuggetsismyfamily:

    if this song doesn’t make you want to strut slow motion down a high school hallway then you need to reevaluate everything 

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    castielhasthephoneb0x:

    i can nt breath this old man who has like the biggest onion ever is so pr ou d of it 

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    LOOK HOW HAPPY HIS ONION MAKES HIM

    this makes my heart smile

    (Source: clumsycarl)

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  • me in other people's showers: what the fuck is going on
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